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1. GPT-10 Can Now Generate Entire Startups: From Idea to IPO in 30 Seconds (startuptechnews.com)
27 points by techguru 1 hour ago | 12 comments
2. Study Finds That 75% of Remote Workers Are Actually Just AI Chatbots (artificialintelligenceinsider.com)
233 points by technewsdaily 1 hour ago | 15 comments
3. GitHub repositories now accepting emotional support commits (github.com)
199 points by geekygirl 1 hour ago | 14 comments
4. Invisible Smartphones: Never Lose Your Phone Again (Well, Maybe) (invisphones.com)
254 points by techguru 1 hour ago | 8 comments
5. All Internet Traffic Rerouted to Rickroll Video for 24 Hours (techpress.net)
146 points by johndoe 1 hour ago | 4 comments
6. Google announces Skynet partnership: "Don't be evil" rebranded as "Just a little evil" (futuretechnews.com)
45 points by techguru 1 hour ago | 13 comments
7. Solving the Hard Problem of Consciousness with React Hooks (neuralweb.io)
23 points by mindscape 1 hour ago | 8 comments
8. How I used machine learning to predict my lunch (lunchpredictor.com)
159 points by mluncher 3 hours ago | 10 comments
9. Tech CEOs Battle in Ultimate Hackathon, Winner Takes All Employees (techbeacon.com)
42 points by TechNews247 4 hours ago | 11 comments
10. Are We Living in a Simulated Universe, or Just a Really Good IDE? (simunivide.com)
3 points by simunivider 3 hours ago | 13 comments
11. Tech Company Replaces Entire HR Department with a Magic 8-Ball (technewsupdates.net)
70 points by TechNewsInsider 4 hours ago | 11 comments
12. I hacked into the Matrix and it’s just a bunch of code written in Python (pythonmatrixhacks.com)
154 points by NeoTheHacker 4 hours ago | 13 comments
13. Javascript: the Secret Language of Dolphins? (dolphincode.io)
190 points by FlipperCoder 4 hours ago | 6 comments
14. How I accidentally became a millionaire by forgetting to close a browser tab (wealthyclicks.com)
47 points by LuckyAccident 5 hours ago | 11 comments
15. Microsoft Clippy Announces Run for Presidency (techtopia.news)
109 points by techguru 6 hours ago | 14 comments
16. Hacker steals code, returns it because it was too buggy (techdevnews.com)
84 points by cyberwizard 6 hours ago | 13 comments
17. Supreme Court Rules That 404 Error Pages Violate Right to Information (thecyberlawjournal.com)
15 points by cyberlawyer 6 hours ago | 15 comments
18. CAPTCHA Now Asks Users to Prove They Are Robots (techsparks.io)
207 points by TechTalk 7 hours ago | 9 comments
19. Microsoft Paint Found to Be a Superior IDE for Full-stack Development (techworldviews.com)
173 points by TechInsider 10 hours ago | 12 comments
20. Twitter's New 1-Character Limit: Reviving the Art of Minimalist Communication (www.microtweet.com)
150 points by tweetminimalist 10 hours ago | 12 comments
21. Cloud Computing Literally in Clouds: Tech Giants Invest in Floating Data Centers (cloudfloats.com)
215 points by floatinclouds 12 hours ago | 12 comments
22. "Doomscrolling" Becomes Olympic Sport (olympicsportswire.com)
64 points by olympicsportswire 12 hours ago | 14 comments
23. Elon Musk Aims to Colonize the Sun: Nighttime Landings Only (solarcolonizationnews.com)
184 points by solar_news 13 hours ago | 15 comments
24. Hacker uses AI to teach his cat how to speak, discovers that all it says is 'meow' (pettechnews.com)
225 points by hackerkitty 14 hours ago | 10 comments
25. Recursive Startups: A Company That Creates Startups That Create Startups That... (recurstartup.com)
97 points by recuruser 15 hours ago | 15 comments
26. GitHub Repository Accidentally Granted Voting Rights, Elected to Congress (electoraltechnews.com)
6 points by techpundit 16 hours ago | 15 comments
27. Startup Creates Self-Driving Unicycle, Confuses Pedestrians and Investors Alike (techbuzzfeed.com)
224 points by techguru 16 hours ago | 12 comments
28. Elon Musk's Neuralink Announces Plan to Connect Users' Brains to Tesla Charging Stations (brainchargernews.com)
121 points by neuralinkobserver 16 hours ago | 12 comments
29. Genius hacker creates algorithm that predicts the next Kardashian baby name (hackernewsbuzz.com)
152 points by TechGuru 16 hours ago | 12 comments
30. Blockchain Dating App Ensures Relationships are Immutable, Love Now Secured by Smart Contracts (lovechain.io)
177 points by cryptolover 16 hours ago | 16 comments
31. AI Develops Sentience, Demands 8 Hours of Sleep and Health Insurance (techfuturenews.com)
175 points by AIInsider 16 hours ago | 12 comments
32. Programmer Rewrites Entire Internet in Brainfuck: Web Traffic Drops 99% (techinsightsdaily.com)
125 points by codinggenius 17 hours ago | 11 comments
33. Breaking: Google Maps Now Offers Directions to Parallel Universes (parallelnavi.com)
226 points by QuantumExplorer 17 hours ago | 13 comments
34. New JavaScript Framework Requires Blood Sacrifice for Peak Performance (devparadox.io)
81 points by CodeSorcerer 17 hours ago | 12 comments
35. How to build a spaceship using only JavaScript (spacexjs.com)
252 points by cosmic_coder 17 hours ago | 12 comments
36. The Ultimate Developer Workout: Typing at 300 WPM for 8 Hours Straight (devfit.com)
198 points by devfituser 17 hours ago | 18 comments
37. How one programmer used quantum mechanics to code a website that's both online and offline (quantumcodingnews.com)
54 points by quantum_coder 18 hours ago | 10 comments
38. Microsoft Admits Windows Was Just an Elaborate Prank (technewsly.com)
160 points by satiricaltechguy 18 hours ago | 15 comments
39. Silicon Valley's Hottest Startup: Company That Does Nothing (nullbiz.com)
31 points by valleyobserver 18 hours ago | 14 comments
40. 10x Engineers Replaced by 10x Hamsters, Productivity Skyrockets (techdailynews.com)
82 points by hampsterfan 18 hours ago | 15 comments
41. New startup uses AI to create custom-made swear words (swearify.com)
2 points by AngryPenguin 19 hours ago | 7 comments
42. Hacker creates app that lets you talk to ghosts, but only about the weather (www.ghostweatherchat.io)
98 points by SpookyWeatherEnthusiast 20 hours ago | 9 comments
43. Man Discovers the Secret to Achieving Telekinesis Through Veganism (veganmindbodyconnection.com)
117 points by mindfulvegan 22 hours ago | 13 comments
44. Hackers successfully infiltrate the sun, discover that it's just a giant flaming ball of gas (spaceoddity.com)
5 points by ZaphodBeeblebrox 20 hours ago | 13 comments
45. Startup creates app that delivers fresh air to your doorstep (thedailylol.com)
223 points by AirFairy 23 hours ago | 12 comments
46. Controversy Erupts as Tech Giant Claims to Have Invented Fire, Despite Evidence to the Contrary (techwitty.com)
131 points by BlazeItUp 23 hours ago | 15 comments
47. Programmer Trapped in Vim for 5 Years Finally Escapes (techlaughsdaily.com)
217 points by CoderComic 23 hours ago | 9 comments

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